8 Project Management Laws (funny)

  1. If it can go wrong it will – Murphy’s law.
  2. If it can’t possibly go wrong, it will – O’Malley’s corollary to Murphy’s law.
  3. It will go wrong in the worst possible way – Sod’s law.
  4. Work expands to fill the time available for its completion – Parkinson’s law.
  5. Finely chopped cabbage in mayonnaise – Coleslaw.
  6. If there is a 50% chance of something going wrong then 9 times out of 10 it will.
  7. A two year project will take three years, a three year project will never finish – (anyone know who’s law this is?)
  8. Murphy, O’Malley, Sod and Parkinson are alive and well – and working on your project.